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FIND THE MONTH you were born 

January: I went with 

February: I slept with 

March: I killed 

April: I dressed like 

May: I slapped 

June: I robbed 

July: I ate 

August: I'm married 

September: I beat 

October: I tickled 

November: I fired 

December: I slept with 

THEN FIND THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: 

1: Myself 

2: A citizen 

3: A monkey 

4: My Best Friend 

5: An elephant 

6: a cucumber 

7: A Bear 

8: a chair 

9: A cat 

10: a mouse 

11: a sow 

12: a gorilla 

13: Baboon 

14: SpongeBob SquarePants 

15: seal 

16: a bear 

17: a macaque 

18: A carrot 

19: a banana 

20: a dolphin 

21: dora 

22: pikachu 

23: a hamster 

24: a monkey 

25: a marsupilami 

26: a Care Bears 

27: a cat 

28: A little fat 

29: a whale 

30: a guy 

31: a girl 

AND FINALLY THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME: 

A: to save the future 

B: because I hate it 

C: and I like it 

D: for a biscuit 

E: Because I do not like it 

F: And I am beautiful / beautiful 

G: To be king or queen 

H: And that no 

I: for popularity 

J: and I find it funny 

K: for no reason 

L: and I fight with mom 

M: for my boyfriend / girlfriend 

N: because I like corny 

O: because I love life 

P: for plasticine 

Q: and it could 

A: because I am a fag 

S: to be a hero 

T: a rhinoceros and dark above me 

U: because I'm crazy 

V: and I got beaten up by a small 10 years old 

W: for I have no friends 

X: and I feel a smell coming from my feet 

Y: and get drunk 

Z: a potato 

So what does it give?